The Kamen Rider Chatfic no-one asked for #1

Title: The Kamen Rider Chatfic no-one asked for #1
Fandom: Kamen Rider
Completed: ~2019
Characters:

• DanceWithMe: Eadiare (OC)
• RunningWild: Narumi Akiko
• Halfboiled: Hidari Shoutarou
• NowLoading: Philip
• FireHawk/AngryBird: Ankh
• AshitaNoPantsu: Hino Eiji
• DontQuestionMe: Terui Ryuu (mentioned)

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(10.44 pm)

> NowLoading added DanceWithMe to ‘FuutoPI’
DanceWithMe: I
DanceWithMe: wat 
RunningWild: guys I told you
RunningWild: use this group for agency related stuff only
RunningWild: understood?!
DanceWithMe: ….akiko?
RunningWild: Ed?
DanceWithMe: AKIKO!! <33
RunningWild: ED!!! <3
FireHawk: wtf is happening
Halfboiled: girls stuff
Halfboiled: don’t try to understand
NowLoading: intriguing
Halfboiled: don’t
Halfboiled: Philip?
Halfboiled: PHILIP GDI
DanceWithMe: I see he hasn’t changed one bit 
Halfboiled: never will
DanceWithMe: and you wouldn’t have it any other way
Halfboiled: of course not
FireHawk: ew
FireHawk: take ur flirting somewere else 
DanceWithMe: whos this guy anyway
DanceWithMe: actually there are two other numbers I dont recognize as well??
Halfboiled: @FireHawk and @AshitaNoPantsu are crashing at our place
RunningWild: as in not paying any rent
Halfboiled: right
DanceWithMe: let me guess you picked them up somewhere 
DanceWithMe: still as good as ever at finding lost pets huh
Halfboiled: that’s… actually not far from the truth
RunningWild: Shoutarou found Eiji passed out at the park
RunningWild: Ankh was there too, freaking the heck out
FireHawk: oi
RunningWild: oh @AshitaNoPantsu is Eiji, the other one Ankh
FireHawk: OI
FireHawk: I was NOT freaking out
Halfboiled: yes you were
RunningWild: yes you were
RunningWild: and @DontQuestionMe is my husband <3
DanceWithMe: I see
DanceWithMe: wai-WHAT?!?!?
DanceWithMe: when was the wedding
DanceWithMe: AND WHY WAS I NOT INVITED
Halfboiled: it’s a miracle the wedding actually took place…
FireHawk: u mean its a miracle anyone was dumb enough to marry her
DanceWithMe: :O
DanceWithMe: youre either a very brave man
DanceWithMe: or youre having a death wish
FireHawk: Im not afraid of that chick
DanceWithMe: y am I stuck here
DanceWithMe: pls record it when Akiko kicks his balls
Halfboiled: noted
Halfboiled: when will you arrive?
NowLoading: the day after tomorrow, 1.15 pm on gate 8
DanceWithMe: i—
DanceWithMe: ok
DanceWithMe: thx mum, I guess
Halfboiled: any place to stay yet?
DanceWithMe: found a somewhat affordable hotel
DanceWithMe: at least for one night
Halfboiled: cancel it
Halfboiled: you’re coming with us 
DanceWithMe: i
DanceWithMe: ok wat
DanceWithMe: and wheres Akiko
Halfboiled: to say it in your words
Halfboiled: kicking that guys ball
DanceWithMe: omg
DanceWithMe: RECORD IT RECORD IT
Halfboiled: Philip’s already on it
DanceWithMe: perfect <3
AshitaNoPantsu: I
AshitaNoPantsu: was just away for 30 mins??
AshitaNoPantsu: wat did Ankh do this time
Halfboiled: not much
Halfboiled: just opened his mouth
DanceWithMe: JUST OPENED HIS MOUTH??
DanceWithMe: he freaking talked shit about akiko
DanceWithMe: you dont do that lol
AshitaNoPantsu: agreed
Halfboiled: …
Halfboiled: ok agreed

(11.22 pm)

FireHawk: FUCK ALL OF YOU
DanceWithMe: oh hes alive
FireHawk: FUCK
AshitaNoPantsu: Ankh we talked about tis 
FireHawk: SHUT UP
DanceWithMe: oh god Im going to love this guy
DanceWithMe: as in my new fav punching bag
FireHawk: IMA FUCKING KILL YOU
DanceWithMe: yeah well go along just fine <3
RunningWild: you have very strange taste in man
DanceWithMe: I have no taste
DanceWithMe: and no man
DanceWithMe: and thats the fucking problem 
Halfboiled: can’t relate
DanceWithMe: side Im not romantically interested in this type
DanceWithMe: theyre just fun hanging out with <3
AshitaNoPantsu: I…
AshitaNoPantsu: actually don’t know what to say
RunningWild: same
Halfboiled: same
NowLoading: interesting
Halfboiled: I give up

(8.34 am)

Halfboiled: uhm
Halfboiled: I hate to say this
NowLoading: something came up
NowLoading: Ankh and Eiji will pick you up
DanceWithMe: oh, np
DanceWithMe: how will I recognize them?
NowLoading sends ‘newpets.jpg’
AshitaNoPantsu: I???
FireHawk: u r so dead
DanceWithMe: lol 
DanceWithMe: Angry Bird and Hobo, alright 
FireHawk: FUCK YOU
AshitaNoPantsu: I’m not a hobo???
> NowLoading renamed ‘FireHawk’ to ‘AngryBird’
AngryBird: FUCK YOU ALL
DanceWithMe: I’m sensing a dejavu lol 
AngryBird: I cant change my name back
NowLoading: of course not
AngryBird: fucking shut in

(3.59 pm)

RunningWild: ehm
RunningWild: not to be overdramatic
RunningWild: but
RunningWild: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS @DanceWithMe @AngryBird @AshitaNoPantsu
DanceWithMe: oh theyre busy
DanceWithMe: i knew i was going to love that fella
RunningWild: what the heck happened?
DanceWithMe: idk who that guy was
DanceWithMe: but apparently someone ankh had bad history with
DanceWithMe: turned into a crazy fight, even eiji couldnt stop him
DanceWithMe: obviously security got involved
RunningWild: I
DanceWithMe: problem is, angry bird doesnt have a freaking id??
DanceWithMe: eijis trying to smooth things over
DanceWithMe: but guess what
RunningWild: please no
DanceWithMe: pls yes
DanceWithMe: hobo boy forgot his id too
RunningWild: I’m
RunningWild: I’m sending Ryuu-kun over
DanceWithMe: Ryuu?
RunningWild: @DontQuestionMe
RunningWild: hes with the police
DanceWithMe: nice
RunningWild: hold on I’m calling him
DanceWithMe: hes not reading the chat?
RunningWild: no
RunningWild: he muted the chat
DanceWithMe: wow
DanceWithMe: do I smell an actual adult
RunningWild: yes and he’s on the way 
DanceWithMe: pls tell me your coming too
RunningWild: no
RunningWild: but I’ll be here when you guys arrive
DanceWithMe: YES 
DanceWithMe: ima gonna see Akiko live in action
DanceWithMe: \o/

(6.02 pm)

DanceWithMe: we are… actually on the way back
DanceWithMe: more like finally lol
DanceWithMe: akiko your husband is godsend 
AshitaNoPantsu: yeah, thank you guys so much
AshitaNoPantsu: and sorry for the troubles
AshitaNoPantsu: Ankh apologies too
AngryBird: heck no
DanceWithMe: can i adopt angry bird?
DanceWithMe: pretty pls
Halfboiled: no
Halfboiled: finders keeper 
DanceWithMe: youre no fun
DanceWithMe: at least share
DanceWithMe: Im pet sitting him on the weekends ok
AshitaNoPantsu: ED
AshitaNoPantsu: DON’T PROVOKE HIM ANY FURTHER
AshitaNoPantsu: I’M STITING BETWEEN YOU GUYS REMEMBER
DanceWithMe: dont tell me ur actually afraid of ur chicken boyfriend
DanceWithMe: hes all bark and no bite, cmon now
AshitaNoPantsu: wat
AshitaNoPantsu: HOW
DanceWithMe: oh cmon its obvious
AshitaNoPantsu: I???
Halfboiled: don’t even try
Halfboiled: she’s got a crazy 6th sense for this
NowLoading: it’s quite fascinating actually
Halfboiled: more like downright scary
DanceWithMe: oh shush now
RunningWild: why isn’t Ankh saying anything?
DanceWithMe: oh he is
DanceWithMe: at least his eyes are
AshitaNoPantsu: he’s got a very murderous look on his face
AshitaNoPantsu: you’re husband has nerves of steel @RunningWild
RunningWild: <3
RunningWild: that’s my Ryuu-kun 
DanceWithMe: great
DanceWithMe: surrounded by 3 couples
DanceWithMe: kill me pls