[Kamen Rider Ex-Aid] are with stupid

Titel: are with stupid
Fandom: Kamen Rider Ex-Aid
Pairing: Houjou Emu / Kujou Kiriya
Words: 427
Completed: 2019/03/30

The first thing Emu noticed upon arriving at CR was the unmistaken and pleasant smell of fresh coffee.

“Emu, perfect timing!” Kiriya turned to the newcomer and handled him one of the mugs he just brewed. Emu accepted eagerly; his body had been crying for a cup of warm, strong and delicious coffee for hours now, and finally – finally – the pediatrician was able to afford a small break. Ah, what blessing. Truly this was heaven on earth. This was—

“Sweet!” Emu’s taste buds were on high alert, screaming in agony. He almost spilling the content back in the cup, but good manners kept him from doing so. “That’s way too sweet, Kiriya-san!”

Kiriya laughed wholeheartedly at Emu’s reaction, neither holding back nor showing any sign of remorse. Out of the corner of his eyes, he caught Hiiro’s staring at them, who had watched their little exchange in silence. Neither of them was occupying the coffee machine since they had moved a few steps away, so something else must have been bugging the surgeon.

“Huh? What’s with the scowl on your face? Don’t tell me there’s something you wanna say?” Kiriya’s smirk grew; this was going in the right direction and he made sure to enjoy every second of it.

“That should be my line, coroner.”

“Hmm~ I have no idea what you’re talking about~” Kiriya didn’t even try to feign innocence; mischievous was written all over his face as he took another sip from his cup, which looked oddly familiar to the one he had just offered to Emu.

“Seriously…” Emu muttered under his breath, completely oblivious of the exchange that had happened behind his back as he drained whatever ominous liquid he unsuspectingly has been given to in the sink.


Emu stopped in his tracks and finally noticed the message written across the mug. The cup in itself was nothing special; your typical white china cup which could be found in any random 100 Yen store. However, the red letters spelled a well-known message, indicating that this mug was indeed part of a set.

Oh no.

He didn’t.

He didn’t dare to, did he?

Emu abruptly turned around, eyeing the coffee mug in Kiriya’s hand, only barely able to suppress a groan once his suspicion had been confirmed.

Of course.

Of freaking course he did.

Subtlety wasn’t Kiriya’s forte and if he could, he would proclaim their relationship to the whole world (proudly so, of course).

I really am with stupid, aren’t I?

Emu smiled in defeat. He was honestly no match for his boyfriend.

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