Titel: apologize in advance
Fandom: Kamen Rider Ex-Aid
Pairing: Houjou Emu / Kujou Kiriya
Misc: When Emu woke up to a deluxe breakfast served next to their bed, he knew something was up.
When Emu woke up to a deluxe breakfast served next to their bed, he knew something was up.
“Hm~?” He was cheerful, way too cheerful. Fake cheerful even. And yes, by now Emu felt confident enough to say that he could see right through Kiriya’s lies. Well, most of them.
“What did you do this time?” Last time the younger man received such a treatment happened when Kiriya accidentally destroyed a bunch of Emu’s favorite t-shirts. In the end, Emu wasn’t even that mad at the coroner, mostly because a panicked Kiriya had to be one of the most hilarious things Emu had seen in his life.
“Emu! You doubt me?! I’m hurt, y’know!”
Emu signed. It was too early in the morning for one of Kiriya’s antics. “Okay, let me rephrase the question: What are you going to do this time?”
“Nothing! Can’t I surprise my boyfriend with a little special service every now and then?”
Yeah, as if he was ever going to get a straight answer out of the coroner. Emu really should have known better.
“Just promise me one thing.”
Whatever Kiriya was up to, Emu wasn’t able to stop him. However, it didn’t mean that the younger man wasn’t going to worry about his idiot boyfriend.
“Don’t do anything reckless, okay?”
The true unspoken words please don’t die hung in the air. Seconds went by in silence. Kiriya blinked a few times and a dry chuckle escaped his lips. “Heh, what are you talking about, Ace? Nothing’s gonna happen!”
Emu could only hope his lover was telling the truth this time around.